dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

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defranco:

Welcome to the baby PDS.

defranco:

Welcome to the baby PDS.

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defranco:

Today I rant about child abuse, sex in a car, and Sneakerheads everywhere LOSE THEIR MINDS. (X)

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latenightseth:

ithelpstodream:

Craig Ferguson talks about Peter Capaldi. [x]

BONUS:

If you want to be a late night host, there are a lot of well-traveled roads you can take to get there.

Craig Ferguson took none of those.

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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kittydoom:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Breaking The Male Code: After Steubenville, A Call To Action

 (Left to Right): Peter Buffett, Jimmie Briggs, Joe Ehrmann, Tony Porter,
 Dave Zirin and Moderator Eve Ensler.

MIC DROP

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fallontonight:

ohcomeonjess:

Why did you call your dog ‘Chaplin’?

Jessica Chastain’s dog, Chaplin, gets his inspiration from the silent movie star

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